You're invited to Jessica's Dirty Thirty in the Swamp!

Another decade has passed, and somehow this old hag is still kickin'. Come celebrate Jessica's 30th birthday with onion, slugs, parfaits, and magic potions!

Put on your best swamp-chic outfit, and prepare for a night of drinking, dancing, and fairy-tale debauchery.

DateFriday, August 21, 2026
Time7 PM
Place850 Meridian Way
San Jose, CA

Swamp-Chic Fit

Come as one Shrek-universe character, but make it birthday chaos: glitter, goo, crowns, corsets, wings, boots, or whatever survives the mud.

Drinks & Grown Ogres

There'll be alcohol flowing and grown-up swamp shenanigans, so this one's for big ogres only. Please leave the little ones at home.

RSVP

Please claim your character by August 17, 2026.

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